Mar 7, 20080
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BREAKING NEWS
OBAMA JUST HUMS
Obama gave a speech where all he did was hum for 45 minutes and everybody clapped at all the right times as if he was really saying something. Ubelievable! What does he think he's getting away with anyway? I'm serious.
JOHN McCAIN DEAD
...right about his VP pick, John McCain says. "I think I really hit the nail on the coffin," he said at a press conference. Then he announced he was buying a farm and then he accidentally kicked a bucket and then he was all right.
SARAH PALIN?
Sarah Palin and Sarah Palin report on why Sarah Palin would make a capable Sarah Palin in the unfortunate event that Sarah Palin is no longer capable of fulfilling the duties of the Sarah Palin.
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