2008 January

BREAKING NEWS

OBAMA JUST HUMS

Obama gave a speech where all he did was hum for 45 minutes and everybody clapped at all the right times as if he was really saying something. Ubelievable! What does he think he's getting away with anyway? I'm serious.

JOHN McCAIN DEAD

...right about his VP pick, John McCain says. "I think I really hit the nail on the coffin," he said at a press conference. Then he announced he was buying a farm and then he accidentally kicked a bucket and then he was all right.

SARAH PALIN?

Sarah Palin and Sarah Palin report on why Sarah Palin would make a capable Sarah Palin in the unfortunate event that Sarah Palin is no longer capable of fulfilling the duties of the Sarah Palin.

OBAMA STILL JUST HUMMING

I'm sitting here with him right now and he's just looking deeply in my eyes and answering all my questions by humming. This is maddening! Who does he think he is, anyway.

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER

They'e America's family and they're women and each of them love each other and they're here to tell you how much. Right now. Here we go.

Jan 21, 20080

AMERICAN OF THE WEEK: GEORGE W. BUSH

Categories: American of the Week

American of the Week this week is George W. Bush.

He is the President.

American of the Week this week is George W. Bush. He is the President. Read More

Jan 18, 20080

THE END OF RACISM

Categories: Overdue Explanations, Racism, Truthful Indices

It’s a shame Tony Snow isn’t still on the front lines telling us how it is. In a world full of half-sayers, nay-sayers, misleaders, heartbleeders, and shoulder to cry on needers, he rose above the fray come Hell or high water. I miss him dearly, for he was a true patriot. He knew these colors [...]

It's a shame Tony Snow isn't still on the front lines telling us how it is. In a world full of half-sayers, nay-sayers, misleaders, heartbleeders, and shoulder to cry on needers, he rose above the fray come Hell or high water. I miss him dearly, for he was a true patriot. He knew these colors don't run, fade, wear out, lose shape, or alter momentarily for any moment. Like when he bravely heralded the end of racism in our time. [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jyqln7WMWiY[/youtube] This is a subject ... Read More

Jan 8, 20082

Loin’s Legend

Categories: Truthful Indices

LOIN’S LEGEND
truth in numerology
Number of times Barack Obama has been described as “eloquent”: 413,132,884
Number of times Kobe Bryant has been described as “polite”: 152
Number of times Malcolm X has been described as “gentlemanly”: 6
Touchdowns that Michael Vick has thrown for and rushed for, combined: 92
Actual ways to skin a cat: 15
Pounds of Chinese food consumed [...]

LOIN'S LEGEND truth in numerology Number of times Barack Obama has been described as "eloquent": 413,132,884 Number of times Kobe Bryant has been described as "polite": 152 Number of times Malcolm X has been described as "gentlemanly": 6 Touchdowns that Michael Vick has thrown for and rushed for, combined: 92 Actual ways to skin a cat: 15 Pounds of Chinese food consumed by the average American the day before undergoing plastic surgery, on average: .8 Number of songs Kayne West plans to write about the inherent self-destructive tendency of human ... Read More

Jan 8, 20081

SABBATICAL

Categories: Overdue Explanations

AiA is back from sabbatical. All ranch brush is now cleared.

AiA is back from sabbatical. All ranch brush is now cleared. Read More

AMERICA IS AWESOME