Oct 21, 20075

PELOSI ON IRAQ

Categories: Pelosi

The Speaker of the House gets dumped on a lot, and I mean A LOT, for no reason other than she’s a woman and she’s got power. In this past year there have been all sorts of attacks on Nancy Pelosi — attacking her husband’s finances, her personal voting record, her use of governmental resources. [...]

The Speaker of the House gets dumped on a lot, and I mean A LOT, for no reason other than she's a woman and she's got power. In this past year there have been all sorts of attacks on Nancy Pelosi -- attacking her husband's finances, her personal voting record, her use of governmental resources. She's been accused time and again of lacking the "gravitas" needed of wartime governmental leadership. That's bull. Watch any of her speeches and she is voicing the ... Read More

Oct 20, 20070

CORRECTION

Categories: Corrections

Due to a reporting error, early editions of this publication stated that “global warming” is a hoax. This statement was made in error. According to the Center for awesomely important statistics about how dead we are certainly to become, Earth’s climate is getting hotter at a rate of 2 DI* per year.
America is Awesome regrets [...]

Due to a reporting error, early editions of this publication stated that "global warming" is a hoax. This statement was made in error. According to the Center for awesomely important statistics about how dead we are certainly to become, Earth's climate is getting hotter at a rate of 2 DI* per year. America is Awesome regrets the error. *dog inches Read More

Oct 20, 20071

THE GREAT GLOBAL WARMING HOAX

Categories: Global Warming

Come on, sheeple. Think for yourselves. Do you really still believe Al Gore invented the internet? Of course not. But do you still think “global warming” exists? Of course you do. Well you’re wrong. Evidence:
Still cold

Getting colder

Ignore this

Polar bear party definitely says hoax

Come on, sheeple. Think for yourselves. Do you really still believe Al Gore invented the internet? Of course not. But do you still think "global warming" exists? Of course you do. Well you're wrong. Evidence: Still cold Getting colder Ignore this Polar bear party definitely says hoax Read More

Oct 18, 20074

AMERICAN OF THE WEEK: MIKE DITKA

Categories: American of the Week

American of the Week this week is Mike Ditka.

He’s not afraid to adjust his package during halftime and we salute that. You’ve got to get in there and get your hands dirty in times of crisis or don’t bother calling yourself a modern day patriot, which is what he is. Also it’s huge which is [...]

American of the Week this week is Mike Ditka. He's not afraid to adjust his package during halftime and we salute that. You've got to get in there and get your hands dirty in times of crisis or don't bother calling yourself a modern day patriot, which is what he is. Also it's huge which is what we like to see. Read More

Oct 18, 20070

LET’S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES

Categories: Rules

There are a few ground rules.
By continuing to read this publication, the reader (hereafter referred to as LATCHER_ON) acknowledges tacitly and complicitly that the “American melting pot” is, in respect to law, order, and administration, firmly Judeo-Christian in nature.
That means this guy’s in charge.

And also a good number of these guys.

Also this guy might [...]

There are a few ground rules. By continuing to read this publication, the reader (hereafter referred to as LATCHER_ON) acknowledges tacitly and complicitly that the "American melting pot" is, in respect to law, order, and administration, firmly Judeo-Christian in nature. That means this guy's in charge. And also a good number of these guys. Also this guy might have a say so on certain issues. No idea who these guys are. Read More