May 2, 20080

Loin’s Legend

Categories: Truthful Indices

true dat(a)

Number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, according to a new study released by Carnegie Mellon University: (temperature of human tongue expressed in degrees Celsius) * .98 + (diameter of tootsie pop / (2 * pi) )
Number of licks it takes Ralph Nader to get to [...]

true dat(a) Number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, according to a new study released by Carnegie Mellon University: (temperature of human tongue expressed in degrees Celsius) * .98 + (diameter of tootsie pop / (2 * pi) ) Number of licks it takes Ralph Nader to get to the center of a tootsie pop that's not his and why on Earth does he even think he has the right: 72 Number of people who believe that ... Read More

Mar 7, 20080

Loin’s Legend

Categories: Truthful Indices

truth in numbness
 
Number of times Barack Obama used cocaine: i’m guessing 6
Number of times George W. Bush rescued a kitten trapped in a tree: depends on who you talk to
Number of “experimental” experiences Hillary Rodham has had with other women: how dare you, you monster
Number of times William S. Burroughs truly enjoyed making love: 3
Of [...]

truth in numbness Number of times Barack Obama used cocaine: i'm guessing 6Number of times George W. Bush rescued a kitten trapped in a tree: depends on who you talk toNumber of "experimental" experiences Hillary Rodham has had with other women: how dare you, you monsterNumber of times William S. Burroughs truly enjoyed making love: 3Of those, number in which a second party was present: 1Number in which the second party was a participant: 0Average increased vertical leaping distance of superdelegates compared to ... Read More

Mar 7, 20080

FORMER MUSLIM, FUTURE PRESIDENT?

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Mar 6, 20080

IT’S 3AM AND YOUR KIDS ARE SAFE ASLEEP

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Feb 21, 20080

AMERICAN OF THE WEEK: THE NEW PRESIDENT

Categories: American of the Week, Overdue Explanations

SHE’S GONNA DO IT!

SHE'S GONNA DO IT! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxtN0u23Tdc[/youtube] Read More

Feb 8, 20080

The Sooner California Drops Into The Ocean The Better

Categories: Rules, Truthful Indices

According to CNN today, the city of Berkeley has decided to ban recruiters for the US Marine Corps from town! Members of commie-feminazi group Code Pink are picketing recruiting offices in an appauling attempt to undermine our efforts to bring peace and democracy to Iraq. I hope they like burkas, because their going [...]

According to CNN today, the city of Berkeley has decided to ban recruiters for the US Marine Corps from town! Members of commie-feminazi group Code Pink are picketing recruiting offices in an appauling attempt to undermine our efforts to bring peace and democracy to Iraq. I hope they like burkas, because their going to have to wear them. What is truely disgusting about there protest is that if they really hated the war, they should protest the government. ... Read More

Feb 1, 20080

AMERICAN(S) OF THE WEEK

Categories: American of the Week, Pelosi

They (might) be the president.

They (might) be the president. Read More

Jan 21, 20080

AMERICAN OF THE WEEK: GEORGE W. BUSH

Categories: American of the Week

American of the Week this week is George W. Bush.

He is the President.

American of the Week this week is George W. Bush. He is the President. Read More

Jan 18, 20080

THE END OF RACISM

Categories: Overdue Explanations, Racism, Truthful Indices

It’s a shame Tony Snow isn’t still on the front lines telling us how it is. In a world full of half-sayers, nay-sayers, misleaders, heartbleeders, and shoulder to cry on needers, he rose above the fray come Hell or high water. I miss him dearly, for he was a true patriot. He knew these colors [...]

It's a shame Tony Snow isn't still on the front lines telling us how it is. In a world full of half-sayers, nay-sayers, misleaders, heartbleeders, and shoulder to cry on needers, he rose above the fray come Hell or high water. I miss him dearly, for he was a true patriot. He knew these colors don't run, fade, wear out, lose shape, or alter momentarily for any moment. Like when he bravely heralded the end of racism in our time. [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Jyqln7WMWiY[/youtube] This is a subject ... Read More

Jan 8, 20082

Loin’s Legend

Categories: Truthful Indices

LOIN’S LEGEND
truth in numerology
Number of times Barack Obama has been described as “eloquent”: 413,132,884
Number of times Kobe Bryant has been described as “polite”: 152
Number of times Malcolm X has been described as “gentlemanly”: 6
Touchdowns that Michael Vick has thrown for and rushed for, combined: 92
Actual ways to skin a cat: 15
Pounds of Chinese food consumed [...]

LOIN'S LEGEND truth in numerology Number of times Barack Obama has been described as "eloquent": 413,132,884 Number of times Kobe Bryant has been described as "polite": 152 Number of times Malcolm X has been described as "gentlemanly": 6 Touchdowns that Michael Vick has thrown for and rushed for, combined: 92 Actual ways to skin a cat: 15 Pounds of Chinese food consumed by the average American the day before undergoing plastic surgery, on average: .8 Number of songs Kayne West plans to write about the inherent self-destructive tendency of human ... Read More